Saturday, February 7, 2009

Cheap Gothic Soap Opera, Part 24

Gornibas and Barnibas were having a wicked party. But little did they know that Bobby, under the influence of Dangelique, was on the way to kill them.

Dangelique laughed to herself. Gornibas had gotten too powerful with that amulet, powerful enough to break the curse over him and give him natural life again. So she had to kill him. Elizabeth suddenly stepped out from the shadows.
"You. HA. What do you want?" chuckled Dangelique.
"I heard everything you said. I don't know what's what or who's who, but I am going to kill you for what you have done to me and my family!" shouted Elizabeth.
"JUST YOU TRY!" Dangelique flew to the ceiling as an orb of pure energy surrounded her.
"You forget," said Elizabeth quietly, "that all your meddling gave me supernatural powers." She flew up to the ceiling also, and an epic lighting battle ensued.

Bob and the undead had been sitting in the shadows playing cards for the past 3 hours.
"Do you think we should do something," said the undead. He was contemplating as he ate the brain of Mr. Woodson.
"Meow!" said Bob.
"I guess you're right. After all that Dangelique/Dr. Langee did to me, I should get back at her somehow."
"Meow."
"Of course! We have to stop Bobby from killing Gornibas!"
They got up and ran from the house as one side of it exploded with lighting.

Davidson was bored, so he started dancing on the cliffside. Then he fell off the cliff because he sucked at dancing. Dagon rose out of the water.
"NO SON! I WILL SAVE YOU!" he shouted with the voice of a thousand dying souls.
He started to use his magic aquamarine powers.

Bobby crashed through the window of the old house and landed right behind Gornibas.
"Die evil-doer!" he shouted blankly.
Gornibas spun around and shoved the glowing amulet of Mahalahar into Bobby's chest.

Bob and the Undead were on their way to the old house when the colors around them started melting.
"What's happening."
"Meow."
"You mean Dangelique's spells, Dagon's magic, and Gornibas' amulet have combined power and created a time warp? Wow. Um, how did you know that?"
"Meow."
"Oh, of course. How silly of me."
Everything was sucked into a black hole.

(OP: Nate, January 23 2007)

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