Chapter Tendy-Seven - JFK and the Election of 1960.
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As Eisenhower prepared to leave office, he was worried that the advances he had made in large-scale mind control would be unfinished, and therefore in vain, if the next president did not implement the powers properly. He was in luck though, for mind control was a policy that both candidates, Richard Nixon and John Kennedy, agreed on. In fact, there was not much they disagreed on, and their debates were so cordial that many Americans had a hard time deciding who they would vote for.
Mad with impatience, Mayor Chris Daly of Chicago decided to launch a plethora of nuclear warheads at Cuba and then see which presidential candidate would be able to save the day. Nixon rushed to Chicago and quickly disabled the warheads using his mutant ability to control anything metal (the one victory for the combined Eugenics-Fanboy lobby was the secret 22 1/2 amendment which required all presidents to have mutant powers; it was repealed as a result of the Civil Rights Movement. And because it was incredibly stupid). He then talked with both Castro and Khruschev and convinced them that everything was alright.
Having solved the Cuban missle crisis of 1960, Nixon was sure to win the election, especially since JFK had played no part in saving the world (at the time of the crisis, he had been...um..."quite intimate" with a number of female coworkers). Realizing that he was about to lose the election, Kennedy used his own ability to manipulate time and space (which he had in addition to being a cyborg capable of mind control: see Archival Footage of JFK) and make it seem not just as if he had averted the Cuban Missile Crisis but also that he was actually already president and that the Cuban Missile Crisis had taken place in 1962, not 1960. Faced with the insurmountable evidence that he had already been elected president, the American people elected him president.
Kennedy and Eisenhower meet to discuss and compare their methods for mind control.
(OP: Nate, April 30 2008)
Just
F**king
Kool
As Eisenhower prepared to leave office, he was worried that the advances he had made in large-scale mind control would be unfinished, and therefore in vain, if the next president did not implement the powers properly. He was in luck though, for mind control was a policy that both candidates, Richard Nixon and John Kennedy, agreed on. In fact, there was not much they disagreed on, and their debates were so cordial that many Americans had a hard time deciding who they would vote for.
Mad with impatience, Mayor Chris Daly of Chicago decided to launch a plethora of nuclear warheads at Cuba and then see which presidential candidate would be able to save the day. Nixon rushed to Chicago and quickly disabled the warheads using his mutant ability to control anything metal (the one victory for the combined Eugenics-Fanboy lobby was the secret 22 1/2 amendment which required all presidents to have mutant powers; it was repealed as a result of the Civil Rights Movement. And because it was incredibly stupid). He then talked with both Castro and Khruschev and convinced them that everything was alright.
Having solved the Cuban missle crisis of 1960, Nixon was sure to win the election, especially since JFK had played no part in saving the world (at the time of the crisis, he had been...um..."quite intimate" with a number of female coworkers). Realizing that he was about to lose the election, Kennedy used his own ability to manipulate time and space (which he had in addition to being a cyborg capable of mind control: see Archival Footage of JFK) and make it seem not just as if he had averted the Cuban Missile Crisis but also that he was actually already president and that the Cuban Missile Crisis had taken place in 1962, not 1960. Faced with the insurmountable evidence that he had already been elected president, the American people elected him president.
Kennedy and Eisenhower meet to discuss and compare their methods for mind control.
(OP: Nate, April 30 2008)
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