THE FUTURE Agghh! Part 7

EDITERS' NOTE: We, the editors, feel that this history text book and universal historical autodidacticon has failed in one respect: teaching history but failing to recognize the place of culture--in being insignificant to history. Therefore, we shall provide, prove, and ide, a quaint but otherwise forgettable cultural document from the given time period in each future installmentation of this historikon.
Yours truely,
The Ediotrs

CHAPTER 8

But what was life like in CHALDOR and her free, happy, democratic suppressed dependent nations? To answer that question, we must first understand the soul, of CHALDOR. This is how to understand it:
Whisper the following: "CHALDOR. CHALEDOR. CHALALDOR. CHALADEDOR. CHADEDOLOR. CHOLOLOR. CHORL. JOR. CHALDOR."
Good job. Now say the following, out loud: "CHALDOR. CHALDOR. CHALDOR. CHALDOR. CHALTOR. CHALTAR. CHALTDOR. CHALCHOR. CHORCHOR. CHORDOR. CHOROR. CHODOR. CHOTOR. CHOTOR. CHO'OR. CHOR. CHALDOR."
(for further exercises, please refer to the chapter 8 appendix I)

Now, do you understand what life was like, in CHALDOR? Good.
In the mean time, not all was well in FDPUSAC. There were now 203 states, 120 of which were located in the ultra-rich mansion suburbs in Connecticut and Rhode Island. With complete control of the Senate, the "We Wnt Yr $" Party (the quotations and dollar sign are part of the name) had disproportional control of the nation. However, they were supported by the CHALDOReans, whom that had given safe landing sites during their invasion of the eastern sea board. Much of the nation had never forgiven "We Wnt Yr $" for this fifth-column-esque action. And yet, the puppet president was Maniston Golberton IV, esq, and he certainly wanted everyone's money.

The question was, when would the nations of the UHS and CHALDOR come to be equal partners and not ruled and ruled? Never. They never, ever, would.

APPENDIX I, to CHAPTER 8
--Further Exercises:
Repeat the following. Say this in your head, but hear the word, in your heart:
"CHALDOR. CHALDOR. CHALDOR. CHALDOR. CHALDOR. CHALDOR. CHALDOR. CHALDOR. CHALDOR. CHALDOR. CHALTAR. CHALDOR. CHALTOR. CHALDOR. CHALDOR. CHALDOR. MAIEEEEX!. CHALDOR. CHALDOR. CHALDOR."
Make sure to hear the words singing forth and ringing in your heart and in the entirety of thine soul, of thine own being.
Rinse, wash, dry, and repeat daily at 4 minute intervals.

APPENDIX II, to CHAPTER *8
--The CHALDOReans NATIONAL CHANT
(note: capitalization, in this instance, at least, indications louder volume of pronunciation)
CHALDOR! Ba. Ba. CHALDOR! Da. Da. CHALDORrulestheSEAS!ka KA ka. My fairest CHALDORCHALDORCHALDOR rulestheseas. Bab-BA-ba. Look upon the BAbaBA fairest portly MANSION nakaBAnaBAna MANSION tataDAnaKAna OCEAN titinitKA ME! ME! ME! CHALDORrulestheWAVES! C-H-O-L-D-O-L-D-O-R. spells. CHALDOR!

(OP: Ben, August 28 2008)