The Market Revolution was, of course, led by Grand Chairman Stalin, leader of all revolutions past present and future.
With this indisputable fact in mind, let us pray to Great Leader Stalin. But not religiously, of course!
That would mark you as a traitor to the communist party.
Just like Trotsky.
Are you done with your prayers? Of course you aren't!
You have just begun.
Just like Trostsky has begun his never-ending war against the people and all that they stand for.
Well, as much as we'd like to, we can't worship Glorious Father Stalin all day. Can we?
Of course we can. If you said, thought, or even gestured a negative to the previous question, then you must report yourself to Grand Torture Headquarters in Freedomgrad. Chop, chop, let's go!
Your brain won't wash itself.
Trotsky does not believe in Grand Torture Headquarter of Freedomgrad. Therefore he must be executed.
For those of you still true to the people's cause turn to the next page where you shall learn about the Civil War in choose-your-own-adventure format! as Stalin has decreed based on his infinite wisdom.
Unlike the stupidity and utter foolishness of that capitalist whore, Trotsky.
We hope you have enjoyed this enlightening chapter and that it has confirmed your love for Stalin and the people and your hate for that damned wretch TROTSKY!
KILL HIM!
KILL HIM!
KILL HIM I SAY!
(OP: Nate, January 11 2008)
With this indisputable fact in mind, let us pray to Great Leader Stalin. But not religiously, of course!
That would mark you as a traitor to the communist party.
Just like Trotsky.
Are you done with your prayers? Of course you aren't!
You have just begun.
Just like Trostsky has begun his never-ending war against the people and all that they stand for.
Well, as much as we'd like to, we can't worship Glorious Father Stalin all day. Can we?
Of course we can. If you said, thought, or even gestured a negative to the previous question, then you must report yourself to Grand Torture Headquarters in Freedomgrad. Chop, chop, let's go!
Your brain won't wash itself.
Trotsky does not believe in Grand Torture Headquarter of Freedomgrad. Therefore he must be executed.
For those of you still true to the people's cause turn to the next page where you shall learn about the Civil War in choose-your-own-adventure format! as Stalin has decreed based on his infinite wisdom.
Unlike the stupidity and utter foolishness of that capitalist whore, Trotsky.
We hope you have enjoyed this enlightening chapter and that it has confirmed your love for Stalin and the people and your hate for that damned wretch TROTSKY!
KILL HIM!
KILL HIM!
KILL HIM I SAY!
(OP: Nate, January 11 2008)
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