Having completed the "Colonial Era" section of the Complete History of the United States we now move on to the Earley Republick, a period of America's infancy, when spelling rules were just be formulated, when a variety of rebellions occurred involving whisky and spirits, and arrogant autodidactic federalists were overthrown by barbarian savage yeomen. It was certainly a crude time, and a cruel one, and the thoughts of every white land owning male were on equality and freedom.
Section 1- The Articles of Confederaetione
The major result of this failed government form was a revision in the political education system. Namely, head-smashing and oxygen-deprivation (designed to "fight off the daemons of beëlzebub from the free-thinkor's head apparatus") were replaced with studies in the most modern French philosophers, although the new methods inevitably involved 99.796% tea-drinking and 0.00001% learning. America's governing system would not be drafted by swollen-head psychotics again until the Bill of rights was written.
Section 2- The Constitoutione ist Writtenne
(OP: Ben, January 26 2008)
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