Section 2: The Bronze Age and the Near East
Soon after these early stone age wars, about 3 billion years ago, the Cannabids fled and settled down in what is now the Middle East. Besides being one of the first sedentary peoples in the world, they are known for three main achievements, for the Cannabids were a pragmatic and curious peoples, always experimenting and testing (that is, until they smoked their pot) Their first achievement is the development of the horse . They were able to develop the horse by a simple combination of pot and water, although they rarely used them, or did any work at all. In fact, horses were rarely used by a civilization until Jesus made them popular after single-handedly defeating the Etruscans at the Battle of the Alamo in 420 B.C. while on horseback. The Cannabids also invented plants for their pot to grow on (pot had formerly grown on the teeth of the saber-tooth tiger and was very risky to get). Their final acheivement was the use of bronze, mainly for smoking implements. While they did not use bronze for any purpose besides pot, it is still a major event in the history of mankind.
The Ignasians (also known as the vikings, for when someone saw them coming, they would shout "yikes," the y in their language sounding like a v) continued to be nomadic, wandering around modern-day Russia and forcing all the other tribes to do work for them by burning them. With a steady source of food and tribute money coming to them from the subservient tribes, the Ignasians had plenty of time to explore, conquer, and burn the surrounding lands. Around 2.5 billion years ago, a large squadron of them sailed under the tectonic plates and arrived in America, which was inhabited at that time by Shaolin monks. The monks forces were too powerful for the Ignasians, who soon sailed back to Russia. While it was a defeat, the voyagers brought back many shaolin inventions and ideas, which led to the infamous "Starch Age of Mankind."
(OP: Nate, November 2 2006)
Soon after these early stone age wars, about 3 billion years ago, the Cannabids fled and settled down in what is now the Middle East. Besides being one of the first sedentary peoples in the world, they are known for three main achievements, for the Cannabids were a pragmatic and curious peoples, always experimenting and testing (that is, until they smoked their pot) Their first achievement is the development of the horse . They were able to develop the horse by a simple combination of pot and water, although they rarely used them, or did any work at all. In fact, horses were rarely used by a civilization until Jesus made them popular after single-handedly defeating the Etruscans at the Battle of the Alamo in 420 B.C. while on horseback. The Cannabids also invented plants for their pot to grow on (pot had formerly grown on the teeth of the saber-tooth tiger and was very risky to get). Their final acheivement was the use of bronze, mainly for smoking implements. While they did not use bronze for any purpose besides pot, it is still a major event in the history of mankind.
The Ignasians (also known as the vikings, for when someone saw them coming, they would shout "yikes," the y in their language sounding like a v) continued to be nomadic, wandering around modern-day Russia and forcing all the other tribes to do work for them by burning them. With a steady source of food and tribute money coming to them from the subservient tribes, the Ignasians had plenty of time to explore, conquer, and burn the surrounding lands. Around 2.5 billion years ago, a large squadron of them sailed under the tectonic plates and arrived in America, which was inhabited at that time by Shaolin monks. The monks forces were too powerful for the Ignasians, who soon sailed back to Russia. While it was a defeat, the voyagers brought back many shaolin inventions and ideas, which led to the infamous "Starch Age of Mankind."
(OP: Nate, November 2 2006)
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