Attack of the Neptunian Space Beetles from Space, Part 12

Premier Stolystchina was cold and grave.
He did not like what the tides of fate had brought to his doorstep,
for Stolystchina was a dreamer, and a thinking of many thoughts.

So when the amorphous insectoid beetle from Neptune and the partially retarded rednecks from Arkansas walked into his office laughing and crying and begging him to stop the space bumble-bees, he didn't know what to say.

So he sat there...all of them sat there for 24.5674 soviet years (3 American seconds, for the Soviet time measurement was severely inflated since the government kept printing more time in the time mints).

Finally, he spoke with all the proper Language and rectitude and internal solidarity he could muster:
"Vah ye fukkestye Coemrahds sruvtche dah vaginershke eh und sehxuscheeve Vagdya killinshye shyit fukkinyuh"

It came out the wrong way since he hadn't spoken in years, so he tried again:
"My dear comrads,"
Good, he remembered how to speak just fine:
"I understand the seriousness of the situation, but I am b-...b-...b......busy right now."

Cindy screamed, "what tha hell are yall busy 'bout here in this here old potting soil full uh worms!?"

The premier took a deep breath through his asthma device.
"I, uh, I need to go deal with problems--

"Pro-oblems!?" screamed Cindy, "what a 'bout them hithnecks in the blue-crackin' sparrow nest up in ther where yall on't?"

"Please, madam, go to room 145b on the 35th sub-flood in the "Armenian-Mongoloid Plumbers' and Militant-Atheists' Committee of the Valstach Region" Department Building. There, seek out the Co-Under-Vice-Deputy-Secretary-of-the-Chairman-of-the-Secretariat-of-the-
council-for-Armenian-Mongoloid-Plumbers'-and-Militant-Atheists'-Committee-of-the-Valstach-Region.
And so, with one last remark by Cindy which sounded like a "cockutue in that ther squar'le nest," they set out again, leaving the lonely, sad Premier at his desk, where he thought of golden fields of wheat and the days of Tsar's winter palace and of the royal family and the glorious days of nobility and serfdom.

And then got back to work on the appointment of the Sub-Sub-Committee-of-the-Commission-for-the-Appointment-of-
Members-of-the-Sub-Committe-of-the-Politburo-for-Economic-Pleasure-and-Ecstasy

(OP: Ben, December 4 2006)