Attack of the Neptunian Space Beetles from Space, Part 13

The Co-Under-Vice-Deputy-Secretary-of-the-Chairman-of-the-Secretariat-of-the-council-for-Armenian-Mongoloid-Plumbers'-and-Militant-Atheists'-Committee-of-the-Valstach-Region turned out not to be in his office. In fact, from the number of cobwebs lining his office, it seemed that he had not been there in years (quite an impressive feat, since spiders were all but extinct in the Soviet Union as most had been eaten by starving peasants). On his desk, though, was a single sheet of paper, written in what appeared to be blood, "FIND LARD AZERATH."

"Lard Azerath?" Bob exclaimed, surprised.
"Well, you see," their guide explained, "Russia used up its last O about ten years ago. I'm assuming that originally meant to say "Lord."
"Oh, okay," Cindy replied. "Say, my sister Sally used to have an imaginary friend named Lord Azeroth. I wonder where she is now..."

(OP: Abe, December 11 2006)