Saturday, February 7, 2009

Cheap Gothic Soap Opera, Part 23

And so Bobbe set out to the Old House, where Davidson was supposed to be.
But Davidson stood at the Beach with Jeeves.

"Davidson, you must know something," said the sickly Butler
"Yes, servant?" responded the petty snob of a boy
"This is home...because you...you came from the...sea!"

"WHAT!" cried Javidson
"Yes, 13 years ago today was when your mother went down to the Ocean here to meet... DAGON, lord of the deep! Your father is not Mr. Woodson, but it is a strange being from...beyond the...waves!"
"Yes, I know," said Javidson
"You...do? Then why were you so shocked before"
"You stepped on my toe."
"Oh... my...apologies..."

The two awkwardly stood there for a few minutes. Then the awkwardness was too terrible so Favidson pushed Jeeves off the cliff and into the sea.

(OP: Ben, January 23 2007)

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