Thursday, February 12, 2009

Attack of the Neptunian Space Beetles from Space, Part 18

The Great Beetle Race fought the Bumble Bees in the sky. They flew this way and that, impaling each other with their great probisci. Most Beetle Reinforcements came, along with the high-tech Soviet "Stalin Droids." The battle seemed to be turning in favor of the Beetles when suddenly, out of nowhere, a large spherical clump of wax fell through the sky and exploded.

"A wax-bomb!" someone screamed,

huge chunks of hard wax and encapsulated Pupae flew through the air,
The beetles were decimated,
Jugertha was wounded and lied there, dying.
"O, do not give up hope, my beetle comrades, remember Stalin, rem--ember Lenin! Fight! Fight on for Urk' Kai and Shwl Ban'nn!"
And with that Jugertha died.

Meanwhile, Cindy began to change even more. Her mind became clearer, everything made sense. All of those clues from her childhood fell together like rats being impaled on rusty fishing hooks. Those strange men who came every Tuesday, the conversations she had heard, she remembered on evening 18 years ago when she was a little girl,
*****FLASHBACK******
Cindy was in her room braiding Sally's hair. They heard those men come in, greeted by their mother. Cindy beckoned to Sally to listen in on the Walkie-talkie that was connected to the other one in the dinning room. Their mother was serving some tea and puke-scones to the men. One of them said,
"Ms. Gimpworst, something has happened since we last saw you."
Their mother did not respond,
"Ms. Gimpworst, the Department has uncovered the whereabouts of your husband," said the man.
Another man chimed in, "he is presiding currently in the Dimension X3-4b on the parallel planet 'Yuggoth.'"
The third man spoke, "Ms. Gimpworst, we some have some idea what he is. We need your help."
Their mother finally spoke after a long pause, "Gentlemen, my Husband is a...a God."
The men did not speak, their mother continued,
"He is not entirely human. He is...immortal, deathless, an entity from beyond the spheres."
One of the men spoke, "that would explain it. And it would explain the terrible defects of your two girls."
Cindy gasped.
*****End of FLASHBACK*****

Suddenly, a bumblebee appeared out of nowhere. Cindy snapped out of her flashback. She suddenly impaled the bee with her beetle claw. She then lifted off the ground and started to fly.

Meanwhile, Sally was in the burning ruins of the
council-for-Armenian-Mongoloid-Plumbers'-and-Militant-Atheists'-Committee-
of-the-Valstach-Region. She limped about, trying to find solid ground. A large piece of burning congealed milk (the main construction material of the USSR) fell off the rafters and toward her. Only seconds away from death, a figure seized her and pushed her away. When Sally opened her eyes, a man was standing over her, it was Lord Azeroth. Then, suddenly, a large portal opened up behind them and swallowed them whole.

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They both were standing on the dark surface of a twilight planet. The sun (of whatever star) was dim and faint. Lord Azerrtothy looked stunned,
"by God Sally, we've been pulled through a Cyclo-messinine-interdimensional-Vortex! We're in the ~Eighth Dimension!~ "

As he said this, Sally realized that things were not in ordinary shapes and sizes. Every object had so many more depths! She could see complexities of unimaginable detail and depth.

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And so the two sisters are separated, one on Earth fighting off the Bumblebees and the eminent destruction of Earth while the other has been pulled away into the Eight Dimension through an evil gateway. What will happen now? Will Earth be destroyed? Will Cindy discover her destiny? Will Sally discover the identity of Lord Azeroth?

(OP: Ben, December 14 2006)

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