Bob and Cindy were walking to the bus, when suddenly a space beetle came plummeting out of the sky and smashed into the bus, destroying it in a burst of flame. Bobby effortlessly unloaded several rounds into the beetle, sending it reeling backwards. As Bobby reached down to reload his gun, he heard a clicking noise behind him and froze, knowing he would not have time before the beetle pounced.
There was a tearing sound and a crash behind him, and he swiveled around like lightning. What he saw, though, was rather unlike anything he would have expected: Cindy had torn a telephone pole out of the ground and had beaten the beetle to death with it. "Well, umm," he said nervously, "Thanks for that."
"No problem," she replied, "Just returnin' the favor."
(OP: Abe, November 2 2006)
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