"I need to know how you managed to escape the destruction of earth by the Bumble bee race; more importantly, I need to know of the fate of CINDY," said Azaroth.
Sally looked puzzled, "but that was 4,000 years ago, Earth has been forgotten by most immortals (for Cindy was not mortal, as will be explained latter on). And who are you, why did you save me?"
"Do you not remember me from your childhood? Oh well, that will all be explained later, but it is essential that I learn the whereabouts of CINDY," sreamed Lord Arzaroth, tears running profusely down his sideburns.
"Lord Azeroth! But you were make-believe!" exclaimed Sally, he nose running profusely.
"As I said, that shall become clear later, now tell me about CINDY!"
Oh, it was so long ago, Cindy was my closest friend, my dear sister. After the detonation of the Raelogphyliographiniteion bomb and destruction of the Earth's crust and outer mantel, she was teleported back in time by a rip in the space-time continuum to the point just before the coming of the Beetles," whispered Sally, giddy with excitement and sickly mucus.
"Which Beetles?"
"The aliens."
"Oh," said the Lord, blushing.
"Anyways, if my calculations are correct, she has been transported back to this point right before the coming of the beetles again and again, each time she fights the bumblebees but the Raelogphyliographiniteion bomb explodes and Earth is destroyed," yelled Sally, her tung sticking out limply and her body falling into a cold sweat, revealing her internally confused emotional state.
"If...if we could join Cindy in this time rip, we could help her fight the bumblebees and prevent the detonation of the Raelogphyliographiniteion bomb," gasped Azathoth, "your sister is the only link between the present and the past."
"By Universal Creative Factor (i.e. God), that could just work!" cried Cindy joyously happily, blood pouring our of her eyes.
"Lo, Let us go then, to Earth!!!" said Lord Arazoth, monotonously and without any expression.
------
Chapter MMMMMMMMDCCCLXXXVIII Book II,
Earth in the Future: a Molten ball of sickly rocks and ice
And so Zatharoth and Sally took a space ferry (which looked just like a normal ferry, but without the purple retribution spikes and evil shinning glass spheres) to the Moon, now completely abandoned.
They stepped out of the ship and payed the driver with moon rocks.
Then, Zazanarothoth took out a large remote control. He pressed a big redish-sick button and a large space ship came out of the surface of the moon. Sally knew what it was: it was a heat resistant 4-dimensional skimmer ship.
They got inside, and headed toward the giant rip in space time that sat on the horizon, "that's where Cindy is," Othothoth said, smirking joylessly.
And so they passed through the time warp. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH--
ahhhhhhh-
PSSSSHHHHHQuousquetandemabuTTTTTEEEEEEWWWW--EEEEAAA---ÖÖÖinexcelsisdeÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖHHH---
ÖîÆÃÁÞßåååĂåççÖîÆÃÁÞßååålibertĂåççÖîttyÆÃÁÞßåååhappiĂåççÖnîÆÃÁÞßååeåsĂåççs-----
---ahhhhhhhahhhh--
AAAAAAAAAurscoreandsevenyeAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH--
pstst
And then there was silence
nothing
black
Sally awoke. The year was 1976, she was in the Soviet Union. She was sitting in the office of the Co-Under-Vice-Deputy-Secretary-of-the-Chairman-of-the-Secretariat-of-the-
council-for-Armenian-Mongoloid-Plumbers'-and-Militant-Atheists'-Committee-
of-the-Valstach-Region.
Suddenly, the sound of gun shots arose outside. Sally acted quickly: she scribbled down on a piece of paper, "find Lard Azeroth," and then darted out of the room. Outside, the Co-Under-Vice-Deputy-Secretary-of-the-Chairman-of-the-Secretariat-of-the-
council-for-Armenian-Mongoloid-Plumbers'-and-Militant-Atheists'-Committee-
of-the-Valstach-Region had just been executed for violating the Air-defense code by allowing an American airplane carrying Space Beetles to land on a Soviet Lake during the month of Januly (the USSR had to use half of January and half of July for printing more time at the time mint).
The door opened, Cindy, Bob, the Pilot, and the Beetles stepped in the Room. They saw the message on the desk. Cindy exclaimed, "Oh, okay, say, my sister Sally used to have an imaginary friend named Lord Azeroth. I wonder where she is now..."
That very moment Sally burst through the door...
(OP: Ben, December 12 2006)
Sally looked puzzled, "but that was 4,000 years ago, Earth has been forgotten by most immortals (for Cindy was not mortal, as will be explained latter on). And who are you, why did you save me?"
"Do you not remember me from your childhood? Oh well, that will all be explained later, but it is essential that I learn the whereabouts of CINDY," sreamed Lord Arzaroth, tears running profusely down his sideburns.
"Lord Azeroth! But you were make-believe!" exclaimed Sally, he nose running profusely.
"As I said, that shall become clear later, now tell me about CINDY!"
Oh, it was so long ago, Cindy was my closest friend, my dear sister. After the detonation of the Raelogphyliographiniteion bomb and destruction of the Earth's crust and outer mantel, she was teleported back in time by a rip in the space-time continuum to the point just before the coming of the Beetles," whispered Sally, giddy with excitement and sickly mucus.
"Which Beetles?"
"The aliens."
"Oh," said the Lord, blushing.
"Anyways, if my calculations are correct, she has been transported back to this point right before the coming of the beetles again and again, each time she fights the bumblebees but the Raelogphyliographiniteion bomb explodes and Earth is destroyed," yelled Sally, her tung sticking out limply and her body falling into a cold sweat, revealing her internally confused emotional state.
"If...if we could join Cindy in this time rip, we could help her fight the bumblebees and prevent the detonation of the Raelogphyliographiniteion bomb," gasped Azathoth, "your sister is the only link between the present and the past."
"By Universal Creative Factor (i.e. God), that could just work!" cried Cindy joyously happily, blood pouring our of her eyes.
"Lo, Let us go then, to Earth!!!" said Lord Arazoth, monotonously and without any expression.
------
Chapter MMMMMMMMDCCCLXXXVIII Book II,
Earth in the Future: a Molten ball of sickly rocks and ice
And so Zatharoth and Sally took a space ferry (which looked just like a normal ferry, but without the purple retribution spikes and evil shinning glass spheres) to the Moon, now completely abandoned.
They stepped out of the ship and payed the driver with moon rocks.
Then, Zazanarothoth took out a large remote control. He pressed a big redish-sick button and a large space ship came out of the surface of the moon. Sally knew what it was: it was a heat resistant 4-dimensional skimmer ship.
They got inside, and headed toward the giant rip in space time that sat on the horizon, "that's where Cindy is," Othothoth said, smirking joylessly.
And so they passed through the time warp. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH--
ahhhhhhh-
PSSSSHHHHHQuousquetandemabuTTTTTEEEEEEWWWW--EEEEAAA---ÖÖÖinexcelsisdeÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖHHH---
ÖîÆÃÁÞßåååĂåççÖîÆÃÁÞßååålibertĂåççÖîttyÆÃÁÞßåååhappiĂåççÖnîÆÃÁÞßååeåsĂåççs-----
---ahhhhhhhahhhh--
AAAAAAAAAurscoreandsevenyeAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH--
pstst
And then there was silence
nothing
black
Sally awoke. The year was 1976, she was in the Soviet Union. She was sitting in the office of the Co-Under-Vice-Deputy-Secretary-of-the-Chairman-of-the-Secretariat-of-the-
council-for-Armenian-Mongoloid-Plumbers'-and-Militant-Atheists'-Committee-
of-the-Valstach-Region.
Suddenly, the sound of gun shots arose outside. Sally acted quickly: she scribbled down on a piece of paper, "find Lard Azeroth," and then darted out of the room. Outside, the Co-Under-Vice-Deputy-Secretary-of-the-Chairman-of-the-Secretariat-of-the-
council-for-Armenian-Mongoloid-Plumbers'-and-Militant-Atheists'-Committee-
of-the-Valstach-Region had just been executed for violating the Air-defense code by allowing an American airplane carrying Space Beetles to land on a Soviet Lake during the month of Januly (the USSR had to use half of January and half of July for printing more time at the time mint).
The door opened, Cindy, Bob, the Pilot, and the Beetles stepped in the Room. They saw the message on the desk. Cindy exclaimed, "Oh, okay, say, my sister Sally used to have an imaginary friend named Lord Azeroth. I wonder where she is now..."
That very moment Sally burst through the door...
(OP: Ben, December 12 2006)
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