Sally turned around to leave when she remembered:
"Hey! I have the cube in my pocket!"
The mushroom man gave her a guilty stare. "Ummm....VOIP," he said. He disappeared along with the castle, and only a 6-d drawing of a pig was left to remind passers-by of what used to be.
"This land" said Lord Azeroth, "I can feel its evil. I fear what will happen to us if we stay here much longer." He shivered unphysically.
"Well, I don't how we're going to defeat these platypi. And what am I supposed to do with this damn cube?!" Sally was still irritated, even with the puppies gone.
"We must keep on going. Something will turn on soon. By me, it must!" Lord Azeroth began to slither/fly/leap/walk away.
Sally and Lord Azeroth went on for a few hours until they found themselves in a forest. They decided to rest for a while. Sally sat down by a tree and close her eyes. Another pair of eyes opened above her.
"Hello, human!" Sally flew up from the ground. The tree was speaking to her. It was speaking to her with a grin on it's face.
"What are you!" she asked once she had calmed herself down.
"I'm a tree, silly. And I can talk to other trees. Isn't that wonderful?"
"Um, I guess it is." Sally saw Lord Azeroth out of the corner of her eye. She could tell he was just as puzzled as she was.
"Super! Hey, do you guys want to help me help my tree brothers? They're feeling really lonely." The tree looked at Sally with big, happy eyes.
"NO!" shouted Sally. She took out her sword and cut the tree in half.
"awwww.." said the tree as it died.
"What did you do that for?" asked Lord Azeroth. Despite his nearly infinite knowledge, he could not understand Sally.
"First off, we're already on a quest. We don't need another one. And second, I had to do it. he was just so whiny. So lame."
"Yes...the lameness...of evil." Lord Azeroth was still slightly perturbed.
They walked a few feet when suddenly a man appeared out of thin air. He was wearing flowing gold robes and holding an insane staff.
"Hello fellow travelers," he said with a booming voice, his gray beard moving in 32.6 directions all at the same time. "I'm a level +5 mage with fire invinciblity, and do I have a quest for you!"
Lord Azeroth eliminated him with his god-like powers. It was a highly painful process that involved the soul being transported to the 13th dimension (an unlucky dimension filled with parrots who could recite only annoying jingles and clean limericks), the body remaining in the same place, and the left shoe being dropped onto the undersecratary of transporation of the united states of america.
" I think I understand why you killed that tree." said Lord Azeroth. The mage crumpled over, his left foot bare.
"Thank you," replied Sally. "You know, if I meet one more minor, random character with a half-assed quest, I'm gonna punch him in the face, no questions asked!"
"Understandable."
They walked another couple feet. Suddenly, an Och(k)lock wriggled towards them.
Sally held her fist up to the sky. "This dimension's asking for it!"
Lord Azeroth prepared to eliminate him, but the Ochklock held up his tentacle. "Wait! It's me, Lipsin."
"What are you doing here?" asked Sally.
"I've been following you. I want to help you get back to your dimension. I think I can read the cube and figure out what is supposed to be done with it to get rid of the platypi."
"What about you're kingdom, your lineage?"
"Screw that! I hate this dimension. It's those stupid puppies! Us Ochlocks would have joined forces with the platypi if they hadn't been so smelly. Most of the Ochlocks have migrated to the 4th, 5th, and even the primitive 3rd dimensions (no offense), except for Nalbor and his stupid kingdom. I'm just trying to get out of here."
"Understandable."
"So what's the cube say," asked Sally.
"Let me see it....
(OP: Nate, December 17 2006)
"Hey! I have the cube in my pocket!"
The mushroom man gave her a guilty stare. "Ummm....VOIP," he said. He disappeared along with the castle, and only a 6-d drawing of a pig was left to remind passers-by of what used to be.
"This land" said Lord Azeroth, "I can feel its evil. I fear what will happen to us if we stay here much longer." He shivered unphysically.
"Well, I don't how we're going to defeat these platypi. And what am I supposed to do with this damn cube?!" Sally was still irritated, even with the puppies gone.
"We must keep on going. Something will turn on soon. By me, it must!" Lord Azeroth began to slither/fly/leap/walk away.
Sally and Lord Azeroth went on for a few hours until they found themselves in a forest. They decided to rest for a while. Sally sat down by a tree and close her eyes. Another pair of eyes opened above her.
"Hello, human!" Sally flew up from the ground. The tree was speaking to her. It was speaking to her with a grin on it's face.
"What are you!" she asked once she had calmed herself down.
"I'm a tree, silly. And I can talk to other trees. Isn't that wonderful?"
"Um, I guess it is." Sally saw Lord Azeroth out of the corner of her eye. She could tell he was just as puzzled as she was.
"Super! Hey, do you guys want to help me help my tree brothers? They're feeling really lonely." The tree looked at Sally with big, happy eyes.
"NO!" shouted Sally. She took out her sword and cut the tree in half.
"awwww.." said the tree as it died.
"What did you do that for?" asked Lord Azeroth. Despite his nearly infinite knowledge, he could not understand Sally.
"First off, we're already on a quest. We don't need another one. And second, I had to do it. he was just so whiny. So lame."
"Yes...the lameness...of evil." Lord Azeroth was still slightly perturbed.
They walked a few feet when suddenly a man appeared out of thin air. He was wearing flowing gold robes and holding an insane staff.
"Hello fellow travelers," he said with a booming voice, his gray beard moving in 32.6 directions all at the same time. "I'm a level +5 mage with fire invinciblity, and do I have a quest for you!"
Lord Azeroth eliminated him with his god-like powers. It was a highly painful process that involved the soul being transported to the 13th dimension (an unlucky dimension filled with parrots who could recite only annoying jingles and clean limericks), the body remaining in the same place, and the left shoe being dropped onto the undersecratary of transporation of the united states of america.
" I think I understand why you killed that tree." said Lord Azeroth. The mage crumpled over, his left foot bare.
"Thank you," replied Sally. "You know, if I meet one more minor, random character with a half-assed quest, I'm gonna punch him in the face, no questions asked!"
"Understandable."
They walked another couple feet. Suddenly, an Och(k)lock wriggled towards them.
Sally held her fist up to the sky. "This dimension's asking for it!"
Lord Azeroth prepared to eliminate him, but the Ochklock held up his tentacle. "Wait! It's me, Lipsin."
"What are you doing here?" asked Sally.
"I've been following you. I want to help you get back to your dimension. I think I can read the cube and figure out what is supposed to be done with it to get rid of the platypi."
"What about you're kingdom, your lineage?"
"Screw that! I hate this dimension. It's those stupid puppies! Us Ochlocks would have joined forces with the platypi if they hadn't been so smelly. Most of the Ochlocks have migrated to the 4th, 5th, and even the primitive 3rd dimensions (no offense), except for Nalbor and his stupid kingdom. I'm just trying to get out of here."
"Understandable."
"So what's the cube say," asked Sally.
"Let me see it....
(OP: Nate, December 17 2006)
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