Cheap Gothic Soap Opera, Part 10

Gornibas was about to apply his hypno-glare, when he heard someone coming up the stairs. Quickly, he punched Mr. woodson out of the window and carried him back to the old house, where he put him in a coffin until he could deal with him later.

Mrs. Woodson and Antigone were trying to figure who would do such an awful thing as kill a toilet, when the toilet spoke.
"What the hell?" it shouted.
"Wha!?" said Antigone
"what are you? why are you talking?" asked Mrs. woodson
"my spirit just floated into this thing; I'm..."
at that moment Gornibas hypnotized Mrs. woodson and Antigone.
"I thought you were going to give away my secret, DR. HIFFMAN," he said.
Dr. Hiffman replied, "I would never do something like that gornibas, unless you double-crossed me."
"Are you insinuating that I killed you?"
"No, I know who killed me. I was working on an experiment, switching the brains of Bob and the cat. It worked, but the cat with Bob's brain killed me. I need you to get rid of the evidence of the experiment. If anyone found out about it, oh I just don't know. Remember, If you don't do this, I'll reveal that you're a vampire."
"I can always cut off your water supply."
"You'll do nothing of the sort. You're completetly inept at plumbing."
"Damn, you're right. Well, I shall solve this little problem of ours post haste. cheerio!"

Elizabeth was sitting on the couch with Bobby when the cat came up to her.
"Want to, eh, go to bed?" it purred coyly.
"Um, no," replied Elizabeth, slightly confused.
"Well, it's your loss honey." the cat left to get some more gin.
"You know Bobby," said Elizabeth, "that cat sounded sort of like Bob."
"I knew there was something funny about him," said Bobby.
"Oh well."

Dangelique looked through her crystal ball. The amulet was working. She had never felt so much power before. She had already raised the dead once, although for some reason that psycho Bob had tried to eat it. She looked over to Harold.
"Are you ready to complete the plan?" she asked him.
"Yes...mast...er...ess" he said.

(OP: Nate, October 25 2006)