Cheap Gothic Soap Opera, Part 16

...After recovering for three weeks (while Elizabeth was looking for the monstrosity that was Bobby's son), Quinson recovered his legs and learned to move his arms again. He remembered how his brother, Mr. Woodson, had fought him over his love for Ms. Woodson. And now, 18 years later, he would have his revenge.

From a small cottage at the edge of the Woodson estate, he recuperated his strength, did errands for Aggie, and ate liver stew every morning.
He asked Aggie, "sister, how did I end up here after the duel?"
"I brought you here for fear that our evil brother would Finnish you off."
"Did you just say "Finnish" me off, as in "Finland?"
"Yes, but how could you tell? They sound exactly the same! They're just spelled differently!"
"I...I can read peoples' minds! The coma...it changed me!"
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Back at the Woodson estate, Bobby and Elizabeth searched tirelessly for the body of the abomination. They were alone, at the edge of the very romantic, brutally dark forest. Suddenly, Bobby said, "Elizabeth, could you... pollinate me?"
Elizabeth, puzzled, said, "well, sure... do I just move the pollen from your nose stamen to your forehead pistol."
"Yes, that will do."
"So...I guess we should... keep looking..."
"Yeah... I guess so..."
*Elizabeth coughs lightly, it's very awkward... Davidson pukes in the drawing room again*

Four weeks later, Ms. Woodson woke up to a terrible start. She had a dream, and she knew what had happened, her daughter had conceived children out of wedlock... something had to be done. She had suspicions ever since Bobby sneezed out those goddamned spore children during supper, it made poor Davidson puke. But now she was sure of it...

Meanwhile, Harild recited to Dangelique the evil plot.
"So, all I have to do is KILL SOMEONE [*music turns sinister and loud*]"
"That is correct, Horald. Now, who will you Kill, Huraeld"
"The person I will kill is... [*end of episode*]"
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(OP: Ben, October 31 2006)