Cheap Gothic Soap Opera, Part 29

Elizabeth knew that it was the 19th Century. The chairs were of the Edwardian style, painted with beef-eye extract for longer-lasting flavor; furthermore, it was either 1867 or 1886, because these were the only two years that the elite decided to painted their walls with the blood of the innocent. Furthermore, it was most definitely 1886, because it was only then that wet geese intestines were used as socks.

She stood out of her chair. She was in a dungeon somewhere on the Woodson estate, and someone was in there with her...

(OP: Ben, January 25 2007)